I’m not even going to lie. I’m not feeling Monday Night RAW tonight. At all.  But I have a job to do.  For some reason Hulk Hogan, Ric Flair, and HBK are in the ring doing… something.  Apparently they are going to talk about John Cena vs. Brock Lesnar.  I’m not sure why this is relevant or important.  They should talk about HBKs hunting show, Hogan’s sex tape, and Ric Flair’s 902 ex-wives.

Cena comes out here after these old men debate his chances.  He looks like Hogan shat him out in the bathroom 3 hours ago.  I really don’t care much what Cena says about Brock Lesnar.  At this point I just want something new.

TNA Impact Wrestling made it's bizarrely unannounced move to Wednesday nights. Thankfully they showed a graphic on last week's episode or else I would have thought it was still on Thursday nights. Will this help their perceived dissolving existence? Will they retain a television deal at all?

HARDCORE JUSTICE! Does Bobby Lashley suffer from Bells Palsy and has just never told anyone? The guy's face NEVER MOVES! Maybe he'd make a great commentator.

Captain Awesome answers T-Mac's nomination to take the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and keeps the chain going by nominating The Host of the Allwrestling.com Week In Review: Dan The Cannon, the Hosts of Toons on the Trending Topics Network: Toons Jack and Toons Brian, and The Mop Jockey! 

WHERE YOU AT MOP?!?

T-Mac answers the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge and nominates Captain Awesome!

I make that face when I cum.

Last night at Summerslam Brock Lesnar suplexed John Cena’s career into painful death to become the WWE World Heavyweight Champion.  I have to say Summerslam was more interesting than it had been in years, so now we get to find out what that means for the weekly wrestling we endure between Pay-Per-Views, RAW.  Frankly, I want to work on my other articles and projects but I can’t do everything at once -  by the way check out http://hitbox.tv/jasonrivera for my World of Warcraft adventures,http://listentothisshow.com/listen at 10 PM Wednesday nights for the Asked Podcast, and feel free to donate me a few bucks to keep all of this going via PayPal at jasonrivera@gmail.com – now that all that’s over with, onto RAW!

Rob Schamberger leaves an impression on the art canvas with this rendition of Dean Ambrose.

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Do I really have to recap this shit? Robin Williams died and I don’t feel like celebrating Hulk Hogan’s stupid birthday.  My dog’s birthday (which is sadly on the same day) is way more important.  I hope she lives to be as ancient as Hogan.

It’s not about hating Hogan; I respect what he has done, but this birthday thing is kinda gay.  I mean if I were rich, famous, and able to do so, would I have my birthday on RAW? No I would spend it with a hot chick sitting on my face, or several hot chicks with different-flavored vaginas taking turns sitting on my face.  I wish Hogan would spend his time doing that instead of coming out here reminding us that he is "old as fuck."

This episode is a special clip show of some of our funniest moments from our first year. In Part 2 we bring you the funniest moments of episodes 27-52. Remember to #TweetTheTable to let us know what you think! Thanks for listening!

 Ugh. Five minutes until RAW.  Is anything good scheduled for tonight?  I don’t even really know.  Or care.  It’s one of those days I hate this gig.  Mainly because I’m not feeling enough of the love on my other listentothisshow.com projects these days.  I mean I just got done preparing to review the Kim Kardashian Smartphone Game for your sins.  Also I have not eaten so I am cranky.

Also, last few minutes of NCIS.  Here is Mark Harmon with a headset for no reason.  If this ends up being the best part of RAW I will be sorely disappointed, and sometimes it is.  A video package reminds us that Roman Reigns and Randy Orton are feuding (because I forgot and frankly didn’t care) followed by HHH’s intro theme.

This episode is a special clip show of some of our funniest moments from our first year. In Part 1 we bring you the funniest moments of episodes 1-26. Remember to #TweetTheTable to let us know what you think! Thanks for listening!